
I’m pretty sure that if I ever made a baby it would come straight out looking like this…

I’m pretty sure that if I ever made a baby it would come straight out looking like this…

Let’s make a meat cake, it’s a classic recipe from I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence by Amy Sedaris

Can you and me make a baby, Amy?
(via tampaxsuperstar)
It’s a long story for another time, but I am freaking out because I’ve just found pictures of our old VW Campervan and he is working as a prostitute.
We loved Bert. When knew him before he was called Winston. We had grand adventures together, but he started to fall apart so we sold him back to Danbury. Now our baby blue van is for hire. He’s been pimped out to Nokia, I feel so ashamed. I feel like a bad parent. Poor boy, I’m sorry. I wish you had a nice family to look after you. Dare to dream Bert, dare to dream that one day you’ll find someone to love you for who you are.
We miss you.


If I were a unicorn, this is what I’d look like! Make your own!

I need this in my life.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it’s all right
Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right
Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes…
Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been clear
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it’s all right
It’s all right